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A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.
david baker: Where's my husbando pillow?
From the character 'Hannah Baker' from the show "13 reasons why", the Baker maneuver is to slit ones wrists and bleed out in the tub; like Hannah Baker did.
Dude 1: I'm so sick of this place, I might just hit the Baker maneuver
Dude 2: Dude same
An amazing person who is alway there for everyone he is fun to hang out with and a beast at video games he is so awesome. And is a special person everyone what's to be him....😂😍😍
An impeccably perfect clothing brand that is only suited for the top .01% of the economic demographic of the world. Often worn by guys that shoot 80 while playing a little “degen (Degenerate) golf” and own houses in numerous high mortgaged residential townships such as Atherton and Malibu.
-“Yo Flores, your jacket is really nice”
-“I mean come on, of course it’s nice, its Ted Baker”
(adj) 1) A garden gnome or any other small tumor faced creature including dwarves.
(adj) 2) A person who is born with blonde hair and under-developed vocal cords, most likely due to the fact they were born early
(adj) 3) Any of a number of relatives to a small gnome like creature that once lived in a tree outside of the Chili's on Long Island NY
ex) 1)-
Tim- hey man did you hear that?
Jim- yea dude it sounded like a small woodland creature, omg its over there LOOK!
Tim- oh its just a t-baker, not to worry
ex) 2)-
Anthony- kevin you can hear that guy from all the way over here
Kevin- I know man, his raspy voice IS getting kind of anoying
T-Baker- ARG I WAS BORN EARLY
ex) 3)-
T-baker- lets go see Uncle Fugly kids! (knocks on oaken door of tree)
Uncle Fugly- EHH! wtf do ya wwaaannnttt?!
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Occasional booty call, not your boyfriend.. just your "F**K" Buddy. Hence the initials FB.. Just an acronym for your maintenance man.
Friend: "Hey Girl, how come you're so late??"
You: "Frank Baker came over to check my plumbing"
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