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An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.
"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."
"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."
"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."
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A amazing British Indie band from Crouch End made up of four amazing guys called Jack, Suren, Jamie and Ed.
They are literally the only band that I can describe as 'beautiful'. Their album 'Flaws' is absolutely breath-taking and their first album 'I Had The Blues But I Shook Them Loose' is equally as epic.
If you havent heard of them, give them a listen; they are beautiful <3
You haven't heard of Bombay Bicycle Club? For serious, look them uppp and listen!!
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1. Designed to be used by young men as a sex subsitute.
2. Can also be used to inflate bicycle tyres.
I don't have a girlfriend because I'm very shy, but I have a bicycle inner tube.
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The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
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The girl in each year that roots the most guys.
Oi bud, isn't your sister the high school bicycle?
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That means your Uber Eats delivery will take longer than normal
The Uber Driver is on a bicycle.
An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.
"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."
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