A blog or blogger that sports a flamboyant and irresponsible approach to blogging with shrieking, gaudy, sensation-loving, devil-may-care kinds of content; content that take an iota of truth and embelishes it into such an oblivious state that it becomes nothing more than total fiction. If the information blogged about is inaccurate or biased, the public has little means for verification. With this sort of influence, some wield much self-perceived power. In order to increase whatever it is some wish to increase, these "Yellow Bloggers" turn the high drama of life into a cheap melodrama, writing stories that have been twisted into forms best suited for sales by the hollering newsboy of a cyber-version tabloid.
Yellow Blogging is like the National Enquirer, or your average supermarket tabloid, blog version
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Posting attacks, lies, rumors, innuendo, maybe even a truth (so rare!) in a comment to a blog while hiding behind the cowardly skirts of the anonymous username.
John blogged: I was at this bar to have some dinner and a few beers when this bouncer tried to get me to pay to watch a televised fight I wasn't there to see
anonymous commented: John, you know you're nothing but a belligerent drunk and I can't even count the number of times I've seen you get loud and obnoxious at this bar
ohdonna commented: Yo, anonymous dude, if you're gonna hurl blog rocks the least you can do is be a real man or woman and get a damn username!
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The phenomenon that happened once everyone started blogging (ca. 2003-present).
Since the millennial blog boom, anyone with a brain can blog about life causing students and young adults zero to 5% productivity whilst online.
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when you crush on someone via their blog posts. generally someone you haven't actually met in person, but have followed/read religiously online.
him: what are you reading?
her: the most recent livitluvit blog. totally blog crush her.
him: do you need a moment alone?
her: possibly
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It's when you get your booty-log pushed in by a fellow blogger on a blind date (:
k/y sold sep.
post "blog anal" milk baths optional.
Ricardo got his shit pushed in, even before he got to blog about it.
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The act of a mother documenting every detail of her child's life with unnecessary photos, social media updates and blog posts. Mommy blogging also includes condescending other mothers with inaccurate parenting and/or medical advice.
Dinah: Hey girl, did you vaccinate your kids yet?
Karen: No....Jenna was saying that I shouldn't vaccinate my kids since vaccinations can cause childhood obesity.
Dinah: Are you seriously listening to Jenna? She's not even a nurse! That bitch is just mommy blogging.
Karen: Yeah girl, you're right
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when two or more bloggers battle head to head in an intense fury of literary rage. The winner is the last one to comment. The loser usually cries.
After a passionate argument about the mating rituals of waterbirds, Teddy challenged Samantha to a competitive blog-off.
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