both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

both cheeks

A fully-completed work; twice as much work as doing it half-assed.

"I could just do a half-assed job of covering the topic in 3 minutes, but I'm going to try to give you both cheeks here."

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

they're both written in English

An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”

Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English

Every both

Use both the things every time

Why use one when you can have every both.

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

on Both

It is slang it means when someone is on tip (referring to a tip of penis) and when someone is on dick

Mr.Wright on both