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When a grown man rubs the taint of another grown man with his finger while both are fully clothed, causing the one whose taint is being rubbed to cry rather than lash out in anger.
James Brendan Fraser'd Steve at the party last night, so Steve locked himself in the bathroom and started crying.
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A gay ass bitch who loves cocktail lemons
That Brendan Ross used a cocklemon yesterday
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a young jewish musician who only replies to his amazing friend lisa's texts when he's bored or about to fall asleep. he also chooses to randomly poke her in the hallways, and then make a run for it before she can even say hi. oh and he also likes her and jschoug's nachos/milkshakes.
-yo i texted that kid, no reply of course!
-such a Brendan DiStefano eh
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The perfect couple. Soul mates. Opposites who complete each other in every way. Everyone loves them and is jealous of their relationship.
girl: Why cant we just be like Brendan and Ashlee?
boy: yeah they are kind of perfect
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A raging homo... Sapian ayyyy lmao and thinks the world is flat
Omg it's a brendan doyle stock you canned food
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A Kiwi-born (NZ but typing NZ should have no periods because of being influenced from Britain) pitchman who wants to fuck your ears all the time from day to night by telling about the product he is showcasing on that stupid ass TV just like an Englishman who wants to fuck a "Mainland European" lady who looks, sounds like a man and speaks broken English at all.
You may remember him (along with fellow pitchmen Billy Mays and Vince Offer) from the late mid and late 90's to present as a pitchman across the Philippines through his now-canned but disputed propaganda called "Value Vision" (not to be confused with the one that NBC owns now called as Evine) and currently acting as the same work for its successor called "TV Shop (Philippines)" starting from 2014 to present and he is just wanna fuck your ears again so you better stop buying and watching useless TV just to get rid of him and his useless looks at all... - ialociN
Brendan McCarthy is not the same as the other McCarthy!!!
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Brendan Donovan....Brendan Donovan....Brendan Donovan...Brendan Donovan....Brendan Donovan...Brendan Donovan..Brendan Donovan...Brendan Donovan...TECHNO REMIX!!!!!!!!! unce unce unce unce unce unce!!!!
This creature is a severe irish drinker and he has a very horrible anger problem. To provoc this beast sing the Brenden Donovan Techno Remix, but he will strike repeatedly with dead arms and his face will turn a variety of red colors. Approach with caution.
Brendan Donovan is Crazy!!!!!!!
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