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California

A miserable state consisting of transexual hookers, mexicans, rappers, small-time actors, high taxes, shanty-towns, horrible political system, and overrall disgustingly homosexuals

California is so gay, no wonder they all voted for Schwartzenager, maybe it'll eventually break off of the united states.

by jim morrison October 28, 2003

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California

The best state in the US.

Lots of people say bad stuff about California. Why? Because they only know what people tell them. California is gorgous, has great people, weather, scenery, etc. If you think California is bad, get a life, and open your eyes.

This is what you might say

"To many earthquakes" Ok well they aren't that bad you just have to get used to them.

"All the people are plastique" WRONG. You're thinking about all the people who are famous that live there. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone in California is famous, you idiots! Thats total Californication. WAKE UP! California IS GREAT. Have you been to San Fran??? ITS OUTSTANDING. Honestly, open your eyes because CALIFORNIA ROCKS<3

by Customfreak11 June 25, 2009

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California

California is the largest U.S. State in Population, and is on the west coast of the United States along with Fucking posers like Oregon and Washington. It is cool if you are from there, unless you live in Merced which is shit. They have the best nightlife, and hottest chicks out there. You should live there.

Dude, there are a bunch of fucking posers in CALIFORNIA.

Dude, all the hot chicks are in California.

Dude, I'm gonna drive my Kia Rio from Hawai'i to California, although its impossible.

by TheCyrus April 21, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


california

The shittiest place west of the mississippi. Dumb fucking people everywhere, shitty air, and LIBERALS. There's so many fucking liberals, it makes a country boy feel like Hillary Clinton at a NRA convention.

God I can't wait till i can get of this shithole aka california and get up to montana.

by FastCR September 1, 2005

60๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


California

Airhead state.

The "dumb jock" state!

The gay state!

The hippie state!

The state where retards have their pants hanging off their ass.

by poop on you fagz September 9, 2004

85๐Ÿ‘ 160๐Ÿ‘Ž


California City California

1. Small Military Town in the High Desert Approx 2400 ft. above sea level. approx 15 miles from the Truck stop town of Mojave.. (Home of Scaled Composites). The worlds fist recognised Spaceport. Where Burt Rutan Piloted "SPACESHIP ONE" into history, by being the first Private Company to put a Spacecraft into LEO (Low Earth Orbit) not once, but twice in 5 days.

2. Little oasis in the middle of Bum Fucked Egypt Right next to Edwards A.F.B. as most people know is one of the landing sites used to land the Space Shuttle. Small Population Loaded with Mexicans.

Hey man!! Let's go to California City California... Where the Fuck is that?

by DirtySanchez130 August 24, 2008

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california

A euphemism for Mexico. There is absolutely no difference between the 2 countries since early 2000's.

California food gives me the shits.

by surfdog April 26, 2016

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