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Reverse Caveman

When your dressed like Fred Flinstone and you give yourself a reach around while squatting

The best thing about wearing a kilt is dropping my shit and giving myself a reverse caveman while I'm down there.

by Tendervittles0 August 27, 2022


Omega Caveman

When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.

David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.

by UrbanDad420 November 14, 2020


Futuristic Caveman

A term describing people living in modern times with ancient knowledge but next-gen technologies.

Andre: To become a futuristic caveman, you have know the history of how video gaming came into existence.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017


to caveman

to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.

for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.

"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."

"what's 'cavemanning'?"

"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"

by Sossololpipi September 15, 2022


Caveman Flipping

Consuming psychedelic mushrooms and beer, two very old forms of drugs found throughout human history

Jeff: Hey Cory, you ready to get fucked up BCE style?
Cory: fuck yeah dude, let’s do some good ol fashioned caveman flipping!

by Punch kickthrust May 7, 2021


caveman type

A man who is not neat and tidy. He doesn’t care if the home is neat or if it looks presentable.

The house is a mess but my husband is the caveman type so he doesn’t care.

by KRCM March 22, 2022


Caveman Stingray

A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.

i was playin with caveman stingray last night and he shutout the entire team for 9 matches

by joe ramirrrrrez September 5, 2008