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All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.
With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.
The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.
Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.
Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.
Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!
Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.
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1. A term of endearment; one might call their loved one poo poo pa choo when they are being particularly lovley. 2. An insult. One might also use the word poo poo pa choo when their significant other is being a flaming muppet.
1. You are simply divine Poo poo pa choo.
2. Jesus Poo poo pa choo, shut up already.
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1. A term of endearment, often expressed by members of mop-top haired boy bands, but rarely publicly. Often said moments before orgasm.
2. From that Beatles record
Hey, beautiful, come here, snuggle up... koo-koo-ka-chooka-koo-koo-ka-choo!
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coo coo ca choo mean's everything is alright okay and just go with the flow because you got scroll buttons like the day is long.
man how ya feeling? coo coo ca choo good.
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1) awsome, cool, sweet. 2) o.k., alright, sure.
example 1): (1st person says): Dude, we get to go to Florida. (2nd person says): KOO KOO KA CHOO!!
example 2): (1st person says): Hey, can you get me the pen? (2nd person says): Koo koo ka choo.
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The phrase uttered when a cougar bags her prey.
Me (on the phone with a hot 40ish cougar)
"He's how old?!? Well, Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson, Coo Coo ca choo."
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When one is trying to find their Handkerchief as they are about to sneeze
I'm going to sneeze - where's my Ahh Ahhhh handk-AH CHOO-f...
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