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cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.

Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.

by edge cass March 5, 2008

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clusterfuck

A chocolate candy bar filled with FUCK pellets. (sperm)

I filled your momma with large quantities of clusterfuck.

by Thomas Tank September 9, 2007

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Bohemian Clusterfuck

When a simple situation is going down hill in a spectacular manner. Related to Epic Fail, except this is implied as the situation is happening, and ongoing. Mostly used when the situation is compounded by either random events, or lack of planning, and or human stupidity.

Our plans for meeting at the mall with our group of friends became a bohemian clusterfuck when tony decided to steal from sears, as my parents were browsing a kiosk next to us, and everyone got hungry for something different.

The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.

by mcporkins October 10, 2011


Hostess Clusterfuck

A sandwich consisting of 2hostess twinkies, 1hotess dingdong, and 2 Hostess Snowballs.

Put one snowball facedown then place your two twinkies on to then put your ding dong on top of your two placed twinkies. Top it all off with a snowball face down.

WARNINGS:
Heart Failing
Burning sensation in the throught.
Sweeting
Heat Stroke
Diabeaties

Nothing is like the Hostess Clusterfuck.

by Hotess Master June 1, 2011


Korean Clusterfuck

A growing trend in mostly korean mmorpg's where in which dozens, sometimes hundreds of players participate in open-world video game content content together, smothering the screen with character ability animations as to be completely incomprehensible and to drop even the most elite PC's to their knees.

"I tried playing black desert online but every time I went to do my usual node war or world boss, my computer would crash or drop to 5fps, what a korean clusterfuck"

"yea man, yesterday I was doing a tier 3 and 50 guys came out of no where and gave me the ol' korean clusterfuck"

by Ragnar Grundlegrinder October 18, 2018


Texan Clusterfuck

A larger variable of the word Clusterfuck. A clusterfuck the size of Texas is uttered because 'everything is bigger in texas'.

That right there was a Texan Clusterfuck.

by Works on Saturdays September 30, 2014


norwegian clusterfuck

The Norwegian Clusterfuck is a gangbang consisting of 100 or more males and only one female. The men (typically Norwegian) completely ravage every possible fuck hole on this sluts body until they all reach climax, then in unison all cover her body in their sweet sticky nectar... she then licks herself clean.

"Holy shit did you watch Cassidy get Norwegian Clusterfucked?" "Watch her? I Participated!"

by The Norwegian Himself April 30, 2010

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