Diabeaties

/ˌdīəˈbētēz/
Noun:

A disorder of the brain causing an excessive need for new music, which produces large amounts of adrenaline or positive emotions. It can occur at any age, but it is most often diagnosed in teens, or young adults.

The theory is currently that the body experiences a new song, mix, or playlist that contains way too many awesome beats, which causes an instant transmittance. The exact cause has not been proven, but it is often suspected of being EDM (Electronic Dance Music) such as House, Electronic/Dance, or Dubstep which have a high spread rate. It is not limited to these niches however, and there have been cases of other genres such as Hip-Hop producing signs of the disease.

Daily injections of beats via headphones or speakers are needed to sustain the affected, or strong withdrawal symptoms may occur. It is unknown if there is a permanent cure at this time.

Person 1: Hey how are you feeling after that club last night? That DJ was AWESOME!

Person 2: Too good. I think I overdosed on ridiculous music, so I saw my doctor and he said now I have Diabeaties.

Person 1: Yea somewhere between Ultra Music Festival, Holy-Ship, Electric Zoo, Dayglow, and Electric Daisy Carnival I caught the same thing.

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