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The Coconut Telegraph is the Tropic's version of The Grapevine. Think of it like two halved coconut shells connected by a string.
You can hear it on the Coconut Telegraph, all dee iland gossip, who did dis and dat.
Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.
Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!
The coconut nut is a giant nut if you eat too much you´ll get very fat.
Coconut nut song: Its a cocofruit (its a coco fruit) from the coco tree (from the coco tree) from the cocopalm flamily (lalalalala)
Verb: Coconut Malled
The act of getting pranked by getting sent a video
Paul got Coconut Malled today by his friend Bartholomew via text.
Someone who is a bit slower than the average human due to too many coconuts to the head.
Wow Maggie sure is a coconut-head, some things never change.
The Coconut Crab. Possibly the scariest mutha f*ckin' crustacean that ever ruled The Seven Seas. It climbs Trees, Grabs a coconuts with a big-ass claw, Then drops to ground where it can eat it and other food such as nuts, fruits, and THE SOULS OF MANKIND! Coconut crabs tend to range in size from 16 inches to COLOSSAL DOOM! Despite being a crab it can't breathe underwater and Drowns. Instead of Lungs The Coconut Crab has a branchiostegal lung Which is a mix of Lungs and gills which proves its evolving to conquer Land and Sea. It has 10 legs freaky claws that allow it to climb upsi-freakin'-down, an unbreakable shell And Two Scary ass Claws, one Scarier assed than the other! The only way to protect oneself from this MONSTROSITY Is by living in a hot air balloon... Forever... Until you die. Yeah, Their that Freakin, Scary...
Toby: Hey! I just bought a hot air balloon!
Erik: Just in time too! Coconut crabs Are taking over the Planet!
(As Fire Engulfs the city the duo flee the city)
Toby: We made it! We'll Live forever!
Erik: Toby... I'm Secretly a coconut crab...
Toby: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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If you get coconut malled you getting owned by someone
NATHAN JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED
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