A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
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Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.
I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!
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The origin of "The shit hit the fan".
Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.
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you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
A random ass auto correct from my phone
I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a
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When you get so high on Marijuana, you send a message (such as "Hi") to someone you've not spoken to in a great many years
A play on words on "Contact High", which is the phenomenon of getting high from being in a room full of marijuana smoke
Man, y'know Dave?
Yeah bro?
I got so high I sent him a text at midnight that just said "Hey", a fucking Contact Hi
Would you like to hang out tonight? Maybe! I'll be in contact.