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A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.
Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.
Ed: That's disgusting.
American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.
Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'
Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.
It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.
Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.
Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.
Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.
Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
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When a woman's vagina lips resembles that of butt cheeks.
Her cooters so puffy, she doesn't have cooter lips , she has cooter cheeks.
A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.
"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."
"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.
Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!
A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.
In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.
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A female who can, to the amazement of drunken fraternity boys, use her vagina to "shoot" objects such as ping-pong and biilliard balls.
That girl is a "cooter shooter." Last night at the party she laid on the pool table, spread her legs, and sent the 8 ball into the corner pocket.
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