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Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.
Could you see if Mike likes me? I don't want to put the full court press on him if he doesn't, because then I'll look like an idiot.
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The extremely obese and repulsive housewives who whored food and occupy the Misawa food court.
"The food court queens have closed down three fast food restaurants and therefore we cannot eat today."
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Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage.
You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis, turning it in minutes before the deadline.
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The act of deep contemplation in which one, as the Chief Justice, has to make the executive decision as to whether or not he will assume intercourse with a questionable vagina.
Jack: "Hey Mike, did you settle your Supreme Court Shag?"
Mike: "Yes. Cock v. Cunt was indeed a difficult case, but I inevitably ruled the vagina unconstitutional."
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The Home of many legends from the Hp21 postcode. Walton Court is home to the biggest DJ in Aylesbury (DJ Canning) and also neighbourhood GILF Gloria Canning. Immy is the young prodigy in the family.
There are many great things to do in Walton court such as meet the local nitty’s (the walkers) or listen to the radio with mark. Upcoming ballers in the area include Cha Cha, the walkers son and the Perez family but honestly they think there lebron James (Your not your 5’6).
Our Guardian Angel and Saviour Simba the Pitbull (Rest in Peace) when use to be seen would cause terror across the estate. His son Rizzler maintains his legacy.
Massive Shoutout to Blackwater Drive, Home to many legends and events over the years. Names can’t be disclosed as these people are savages and will kill on sight.
Finally Samson Mensah the neighbourhood victim who can be regularly found on his balcony next to the Co-op smoking a zoot or chatting young tings #pedo. Sometimes he plays 6 a side but honestly he’s fattest shit going and let me not forget his razor bumps that can be seen from Coombe hill.
Oi bro…..I can’t wait to go Walton Court!
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When you wake up "the morning after", having hooked up at your own place, and THEY get to do the walk of shame. Not you.
Man, I'm glad I had home court advantage this morning, I would not have wanted to walk of shame home in the rain!
‘Have y’all read a court of silver flames by Sarah J Maas?’