crocodiles

amaya io beat u

amaya: luke is a very hot guy ;)

crocodiles : amay ai boir yypo

Crocodiles (subfamily Crocodylinae) or true crocodiles are large aquatic reptiles that live throughout the tropics in Africa, Asia, the Americas and Australia. Crocodylinae, all of whose members are considered true crocodiles, is classified as a biological subfamily. A broader sense of the term crocodile, Crocodylidae that includes Tomistoma, is not used in this article. The term crocodile here applies to only the species within the subfamily of Crocodylinae. The term is sometimes used even more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia, which includes the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae), the gharial and false gharial (family Gavialidae), and all other living and fossil Crocodylomorpha.

Although they appear similar, crocodiles, alligators and the gharial belong to separate biological families. The gharial, with its narrow snout, is easier to distinguish, while morphological differences are more difficult to spot in crocodiles and alligators. The most obvious external differences are visible in the head, with crocodiles having narrower and longer heads, with a more V-shaped than a U-shaped snout compared to alligators and caimans. Another obvious trait is that the upper and lower jaws of the crocodi

Crocodile in the Sky

Extreme itches in the butt region.

"Dude, whats up with Mike?" "I don't know, but it looks like he's being attacked by a Crocodile in the Sky."

churchill crocodile

when you eating a girl out but you accidentally bite the clit

"mmm that's real nice Bab-- AAA WHAT THE FUCK OW DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHURCHILL CROCODILE???"

capital crocodile

Equivalent to "Wallstreet bandits". A direct Chinese translation.

How do you distinguish capital crocodiles from barbarians?

Crocodile Trap

When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.

Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”

Casey the crocodile

The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.

It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.

Watch a crocodile

Most random way to say good bye.

You: Bye bye

Troll: Watch a crocodile

You: wtf...

Troll:...