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Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed
That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy
1. Light-hearted joking
2. Lube-less anal sex
Closest synonym: joshin'
Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman
"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"
someone who shits so fucking much
sorry dude one second, i gotta go crumpet.
The art of falling asleep when you have a obligation, like to do a destiny 2 raid or schoolwork
Hey man I totally just pulled a crumpet in my statistics class