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Morning Dew

The female's "morning wood"; waking up aroused (female).

(Waking up with her climbing on top of you): "some sweet morning dew that needs to be taken care of, I see."

by ElSenorDuke August 30, 2014

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


mountain dew

a slang term for bootleg alcohol. they call it that good ole mountain dew, them that refuse it are few

My unlce mort hes awful short, measures bout 4 feet 2. He thinks he giant when you slip hit a pint of that good ole mountain dew.

Ill hush up my mug if you fill up my jug with that good ole mountain dew

by Phil Horwitz December 21, 2006

51๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mountain Dew

Proof that God exists.

I don't drink coffee, I drink Mountain Dew.

by Kurt F October 27, 2007

64๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mountain Dew

the best beverage known to fucking mankind, and the fuel that drives urban assault...

party at peenie's!...whos bringing the mountain dew...call steve tell him to get a 24 pack

mike go to tweedos and get some goddamn dew before i fart in your face and get diarrhea fragments all over you (nate)

11:30, saturday night, summer 2005...DEW RUN TO WINCHENDON...steve(mostly naked, death 2 humanity tat on back), nate (almost died), alex(being ratty), peenie(getting berserk in back seat/lank ass limbs not fitting in car), dave(scared for life, still being berserk), the convertible cavalier....good times

joey allen - son of a bitch the machine wont give me my dew!

by fuck yea November 30, 2005

67๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mountain Dew

The sweat between a super busty chics boobs.

Look at the mountain dew between her gorge.

by A. Tizzle December 5, 2006

59๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mountain Dew

In the night of the Last Supper, as the story is told, Jesus took bread and wine and blessed them. The actual use of bread is unknown, but recent research has shown that the Blood of Christ was not wine, but Mountain Dew.

... again after supper he took the cup, gave thanks and gave it for all to drink saying "This is Mountain Dew. Let it live for eternity as the drink of Jesus!

by dew_does_me_1143 January 7, 2010

51๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mountain Dew

The stoners drink of choice.

Jake: I totaly have cotton mouth, man.
Jill: Dude, have a Mountain Dew.
Jake: Right on.
Jill: Do the Dew.
Jake: Yeah, dude. Do the Dew.

by Melissa Renee Saint-Hilaire June 15, 2006

55๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž