they did surgery on a grape

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.

jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

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did he died

A troll's response to any video where a person is injured

Person 1: OMG he hit his nuts on the rail
Troll: Did He died?
Person 1: stfu you retard

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did i ask

the thing that dumb ass kids on Roblox say when you say literally anything at all

somernadojwafjopifajiw: guys i got a new dog!
xxprotryhardXDDDxx: DiD i aSk?
somernadojwafjopifajiw: the world doesn't revolve around you nerd

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wee todd did

(adj) A shorter way of saying sofa king wee todd did. wee todd did is a more commonly used phrase because of it's short/fast response. The phrase sounds like retarded when spoken out loud. When said, each "word" in the phrase has a short pause. This is because wee todd did and retarded may be comprehended differently depending on the person who hears the word/phrase. This phrase is mostly used by people ages 11-14 but sometimes people as old as 18 may use it. This phrase is very offensive when said to a person who is actually retarded.

ex 1. Wow. That girl is wearing a Hannah Montana shirt at an Atreyu concert! She's gonna get shot. She's wee todd did.
ex 2. That girl Darlene is so wee todd did because she choked on an orange, she jumped around dancing and everyone thought she was having a good time when she was actually dying.
ex 3. Nina must have felt wee todd did when her friends started dancing in they car like they were wee todd did.
ex 4. I felt so wee todd did last night because I drank too much and hooked up with someone really ugly!

But did you die?

A question used to indirectly tell someone that their complaining about something of no importance. Made famous by a character in the movie 'The Hangover'

Passenger: How did you get a licence if you drive like that

Driver: But did you die?

Passenger: No but...

Driver: then you're complaining about nothing

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i done did that

Been there done that

To land roovers to range roovers niggas with automatics

Niggas ridin' big bodies I done did that

I'm ridin' jags drop top and I can do that

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did he die?

what people say on a failblog video on youtube

just look at one of the vids right now and read the comments you'll know what i mean.

*guy trips and gets right up

person 1: did he die?
person 2: die he did?
person 3: did he dieded?
person 4: he clearly died
person 5: dead
person 6: FIRST!lol
person 7: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????!??!?!?!?
person 8: did he death?
person 9 reply to 8: grammar fail
person 10: ok this is getting old

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