Rural Dictionary

Donald Trump

A crusty old man who resembles Garfield the cat.

Nobody likes him. If you do like him... get away from me!
People who like him are fortnite-obsessed children who normally say stuff like "❄ Snowflake" when somebody gets "pressed" about something stupid they said.

Child: "Trump2020"
SmartPerson1: "On a gravestone."
SmartPerson2: "No, child, you are dumb."
Child: "WHAT?! OMG, SNOWFLAKES ❄❄❄❄❄!! PRESSED OVER NOTHING!!!!!"
Smartperson2: "Okay, but you're the only 'pressed' person here.."
Child: "TRUMP2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Donald Trump will make America great again!"

by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020

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Donald Trump

According to Brendon Urie, he is a toxic, toxic orange

Donald Trump is such a toxic orange.

by Beebo is daddy November 23, 2018

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Donald Trump

An ugly creature who's skin is a sunburn itself that looks like a cheeto.

Person 1: ewww what is that?

Person 2: I think it's a Donald Trump. Dont look at it!!!!

by d.iamond. July 4, 2018

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Donald Trump

Racist

1973: The US Department of Justice — under the Nixon administration, out of all administrations — sued the Trump Management Corporation for violating the Fair Housing Act. Federal officials found evidence that Trump had refused to rent to black tenants and lied to black applicants about whether apartments were available, among other accusations. Trump said the federal government was trying to get him to rent to welfare recipients. In the aftermath, he signed an agreement in 1975 agreeing not to discriminate to renters of color without admitting to discriminating before.

1980s: Kip Brown, a former employee at Trump’s Castle, accused another one of Trump’s businesses of discrimination. “When Donald and Ivana came to the casino, the bosses would order all the black people off the floor,” Brown said. “It was the eighties, I was a teenager, but I remember it: They put us all in the back.”

1991: A book by John O’Donnell, former president of Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, quoted Trump’s criticism of a black accountant: “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day. … I think that the guy is lazy. And it’s probably not his fault, because laziness is a trait in blacks. It really is, I believe that. It’s not anything they can control.” Trump at first denied the remarks, but later said in a 1997 Playboy interview that “the stuff O’Donnell wrote about me is probably true.”

Guy 1: I hate Asians.
Guy 2: You fricking Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm not that racist.

by I am a real person December 20, 2019

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