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When two people share a cigarette by puffing it with their anuses, and then fart smoke rings.
"Hey there, you want to share a smoky doughnut?"
The sweet desert between a girls legs that is always pink.
Mike,
You need to eat Melissa's pink doughnut before it goes stale.
The act of swirling your dick in a circular motion in a bitches ass then ejaculating in said ass.
My girlfriend wanted to try something, new so I gave her a cosmic doughnut.
a witty way of describing powdered sugar.
Me and my friends were making doughnuts the other day and had to coat them with doughnut cocaine.
I snorted some doughnut cocaine the other day around my friends and it burned.
Before you ejaculate during intercourse, pull out and shoot your load in a circlular motion around your parters face (simulating the glaze). Then you crack them full fisted in the nose so it gushes blood. (Simulating the jelly)
Chris Wagner likes to recieve a jelly doughnut every morning before work.
After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.
She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.
when some idiot snorts too much cocaine at work and is too busy to wipe his nose, the end result is a circular encrusted nostril
that greets his table with no eye contact and perspiration.
servers in florida remind me of myself a long time ago, thank god I got my Shit together now and can laugh. Hey lick that powdered doughnut off her