Random
Source Code
Random
A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.
larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)
Chubby cheeks? Is this racist, idk. I really hope not.
They got those dumpling cheeks, I could just squish them.
The loss of boner in midst of a blumpkin.
I was receiving the best blumpkin of my whole life when I suddenly got a floppy dumpling.
When a dude shoves his testicles into a girls pussy, whilst leaving his cock to rest upon her stomach.
Jess jerked john while they were mid Georgia Dumpling.
Slurping protein dumplings from one another’s orifices.
I was still so turned on we started rotating dumplings after our nap.
The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.
I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.
When you're at the end of the toothpaste (or anything in a tube) and you're trying to get that last bit out.
Yo Ma! We need more toothpaste. I'm Dabbin Dumplings ova here.