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will literaly drain your life away
guy#1: is just me or have you lost a lot of wieght?
guy#2: must have been that english paper
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The sexiest accent in the universe
Guy: Yeah, he has an english accent
Girl: I want to have sex with him
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The opposite of Urban Dictionary
Instead of slangs, it contains words we are too stupid to understand.
English Dictionary on Motor Boat
A fast boat that can be accelerated by pulling a string on its engine.
Urban Dictionary on Motor Boat
Titi drown bitches
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What you can scream at someone when said individual is rambling on about anything stupid, uninteresting, or nerdy. The perfect "shut up" phrase. Coined from the infamous "Ezekiel 25:17" scene in "Pulp Fiction" starring Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta.
Wannabe pimp: "Yo, homie! I be rippin' and runnin' an' gunnnin' sunnin' and bunnin' on these hoes wit' my fo-fo fuck the po-po! Knawmean?
Me: English, motherfucker!
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an english rose is a young typically english girl.
normally, she will have brown hair, pale skin, green eyes and rosy cheeks. she is very beautiful and very rare.
1:wow that girl is amazing!
2:yeahh she's an english rose...
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person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
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When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.
The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".
Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."
Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."
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