ex-husband

1) A malicious vile individual of the male variety who insists on making life of the ex-wife as turbulent, chaotic and unhappy as possible in his undying quest to destroy her completely. Be especially careful if this individual is being friendly as this is a ploy used to get you to let your guard down so he can stab you in the back.

2) Tyrannical douchebag.

3) Soul sucking piece of shit.

4) Self-centered bastard.

5) Bully who preys on those who seeks to escape his clutches

Q: "Are you afraid of going to hell?"
A: "No, I have an ex-husband."

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Ex-posure

When unintentionally exposed to an ex girlfriend or boyfriend.

“Yo, was that your ex at the party last night?”

“Yeah, total ex-posure dude, I had to split and smoke a fatty in the garage.”

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ex-wife

The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.

What a cunt. No thats my ex-wife.

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Ex-crush

A crush that’s no longer a crush due to not being into them anymore, they’re shitty people, they rejected you, they become friends with no romantic attachment, or they ended up being your romantic partner. They can also be someone that you used to be in love with.

Piper is my ex-crush cause she rejected me and it hurt like hell.

Ex's Ego

After someone breaks up with a significant other or gets broken up with by a significant other that was out of their league, they become super cocky and arrogant but most of all narcissistic . They become overly confident in their ability to pick up chicks. You start to see it a little during the relationship but it really flourishes after the relationships demise.

"didn't you used to have a crush on David?"
"yeah, I did but then that girl broke up with him and his Ex's Ego blew up."

Pre-ex

(noun) Relationship term used about a person soon to become a former boyfriend or girlfriend. Usually used when a break-up is (or should be) imminent.

- Is that her boyfriend or her ex?
- They haven't broken up yet, so he's her pre-ex.

ex-girlfriend

That bitch that dumped you for no reason.

Guy 1-"Man, I can't believe Trish broke up with me! I gave her two years man.... TWO YEARS! Now she is my ex-girlfriend..."

Guy 2-"Looks like you get to put another one on the ex-girlfriend chart."

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