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An older male with whom you associate as your adopted father. Teenage girls tend to have many father figures in their lives if they are lacking a father or have an issue with their own, actual father.
This also commonly leads to infatuation with older men who are father figures, be it theirs or in general.
Friend 1: Oh, I never had a decent father...
Friend 2: You have father issues?
Friend 1: Yeah. It means I now have a father figure...
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A badass individual who represents the American way, helping others boost their feelings of freedom and patriotism. Commonly found in the colorful land of Colorado, in the greatest fucking country on Earth: America. Often sporting a star spangled headband and a large bald eagle perched upon his shoulder, this individual is the embodiment of Freedom.
Guy #1: Nigga, who the fuck is that?
Guy #2: Son, watch your mouth, that's Father Freedom.
Guy #1: What's that smell?
Sam L. Jackson: Freedom motherfucker, do you smell it?!
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A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship
A typical transcript of "Who's the father"
TV: Let's meet Johnny!
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
another way to say ‘sugar daddy.’
“he wanted me to be his... sugar daddy...but he never really asks for anything. at this point we’re just having major kinky sex.”
“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
Also known as semen, or sperm.
Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?
The Dankest Priest you will ever meet. Get down to some sick beats with this fella. He found his vocation when he was 17 beatboxing the rosary. He’s got all the Ladies at camp Veritas.
Father Gills Hip hop moves to the rap version of the our father are making god quakeeeee!