foreign language

Used to replace a noun, when you could not be any less clueless about this noun. You have no idea whatsoever how it works, behaves, functions, where it lives, and this list can go on infinitely.

Male High School Dropout: Dang ur hot

Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)

Male High School Dropout: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)

Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."

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Foreign Exchange Student

When take a crap in one stall, switch to another stall, and crap in that one as well.

Bro, some dude committed foreign exchange students in the men’s bathroom.

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do a foreign moment

To start speaking a foreign language that the person being addressed doesn't, or is not likely to, understand. Comes in very handy when you're trying to shake off panhandlers and other people with whom you don't to get involved.

A group of Arab kids came up to me and asked me if they wanted me to smoke a joint. I wanted to do a foreign moment, so I just told them, "nye govoryu po-angliyskiy!". That's Russian for "I don't speak English!".

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Foreign exchange student

To send a turd through ones anus, into the anus of another.

I sent a massive shuttlebus into timmys rump, it was the best foreign exchange student he has ever received!

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french foreign legion

An army setup by the French governement to allow criminals a second chance of life by giving them completely new identities. yes people from any country may join and get a new identity and a new life.

shit i just killed someone, i'm joining french foreign legion

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foreign service officer

(or f.s.o for short): a deep state neo-patriot engaging in a coup d'etat

the zelensky-trump whistleblower is a real-life foreign service officer, perhaps one of the worst there is.

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The Foreign Hound Pound

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with your neighbors dog. A.K.A. Furry Porn.

Me: I was caught giving the neighbors dog The Foreign Hound Pound.
Friend: Why the fuck would you do that?
Me: I'm a Furry, Jackass.

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