The annoying person in your office that takes up the majority of space in the communal refrigerator
The fridge squirrel feels the need to take an entire month's food supply into the office environment leaving no room for anyone elses.The fridge squirrel refrigerates everything,including unopened tins of tuna, and also likes to buy in bulk (2 litre soft drinks etc.)
A particularly inspired kind of verse written in colourful magnetic letters. Usually found on a fridge or other electrical white goods found in the kitchen. Usually composed in the early hours of the morning while under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.
We got in fit shaced last night and did our best fridge poetry yet.
A lock on your fridge/freezer that will increase anybody in the swag level of anyone in a 400m radius by 9000%
Chad:"Yo did you here Zane got a fridge lock"
Brad: "yeh he has so much swag now"
A water-filter pitcher kept in the refridgerator. Usually found with less than a full glass left in it.
You: "Hey who didn't fill up the Fridge-kidney when they used it last?"
Carrot fridge is a great new name to call your besties
Asho is my carrot fridge and always will be<3
__ Is my carrot fridge!
is an oven
bro 1: yo, where’s the pizza, my g?
bro 2: i put it in the spicy fridge, my g.
Time to get a midnight-2 am snack
Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.