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A person for whom it is currently inconvient, for whatever reason, to stab you in the back.
"This guy's a true friend."
translation
"This guy has yet to fuck me over."
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A thing that people often fantasize to truly exist, although people only have friends for selfish reasons, and think little or nothing of what the "friend" wants. "True friends" are a fantasy.
Hey there, "friend" *eyes dart left to right, then stabs said friend in the back*
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Someone you haven't slept with yet.
John and I were friends...until I slept with him.
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Something your crush says or does that you interpret as a come-on, but is actually just them being friendly
"Dude, I am SO in, Jenny just winked at me!"
"Hey, she winks at all her pals, it was a friend-on."
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A person who gives you non-sexual pleasure to your satisfaction that has no actual reason to do so.
Tim: Wendy, we're just friends.
Wendy: We are just friends.
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