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A person for whom it is currently inconvient, for whatever reason, to stab you in the back.
"This guy's a true friend."
translation
"This guy has yet to fuck me over."
A thing that people often fantasize to truly exist, although people only have friends for selfish reasons, and think little or nothing of what the "friend" wants. "True friends" are a fantasy.
Hey there, "friend" *eyes dart left to right, then stabs said friend in the back*
Someone you haven't slept with yet.
John and I were friends...until I slept with him.
Something your crush says or does that you interpret as a come-on, but is actually just them being friendly
"Dude, I am SO in, Jenny just winked at me!"
"Hey, she winks at all her pals, it was a friend-on."
A person who gives you non-sexual pleasure to your satisfaction that has no actual reason to do so.
Tim: Wendy, we're just friends.
Wendy: We are just friends.
someone you shouldn't always trust most "friends" aren't really your friends they act like to know your business or to benefit from you its always a reason why someone becomes your friend and why they hang out with you because they either using you for attention or for others friends don't trust anyone you will know who your real "friends" are as time goes past.
are you friends with jasmin?... Yea..... Oh she was talking about you.