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Blokarting World Champion. Often seen attached to his computer doing goodness-knows-what.
Crikey, he's just like that Gabe...
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Vb.
1. To lose a bad hand in poker on a ridiculous beat.
Derived from Gabe's bad poker play
Haha man, I can't believe he just drew out on you; you just got gabed.
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A man thot that can’t be loyal and has a small ass dick. (Childish Hoe)
“Bruh Gabe is a fucking pussy” - Gerald
“Yea bruh he’s so childish” - Ronald
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A Gabe is a retard who looks like Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo 2. A Gabe says he can bench press 100 pounds but can barely lift 20 pounds because his hands are smaller than his penis. A Gabe also sucks off his “friends” and tries to be funny when he can’t make a meme for shit.
Michael: Did you see how bad he got roasted?
Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.
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A beta male who has a 1 inch wonder. He is a mega fag and plays PUBG regularly.
Gabe? Oh I heard he is obsessed with Scott!
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Long form: Gabriel.
A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis.
Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.
Man, that Gabe kid is a total fuck up. What were his parents thinking when they named him that?
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