parole hold

1:A word used by prisoners, or parolee to decribe
someone or something holding on to something for a
longtime; 2: Tight restrication, possesion of, to
hold on to something for a longtime.

1: A parolee in the free world might have many
restrictions, or tight guidelines placed on him.
Biff can't have a cellphone/ pager,or going into
Liquerstores. If he wants travel outside a 60 mile
radius of his home, he must notify his parole officer
Biff: " The Man has gotta Parole Hold on me!"
2: Bogarting a Joint.
"Chad has a Parole Hold on that joint!"
3: A controling girlfriend / or boyfriend.
Tad can't go out with the boys anymore,
Britney has a Parole Hold on him.

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Hold Hostage

When you’re waiting on hold for someone and know that the second you answer another call or check another line they’ll answer and hang up when you don’t answer right away.

I’ve been a hold hostage for 8 minutes now. I know that if that whore in accounts receivable picks up when I try and answer this other line she’ll disconnect.

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Holding it down

To maintain, sustain and/or perhaps excel

Jim: How is it out in the bay?

Willard: You know. Holding it down.

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car hold

we know it as a garage, Moe of the simpsons calls it a car hold.

Homer: what do you call it?
Moe: a car hold

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Hold Water

Don't snitch on your co-defendants.

If we get caught by the feds hold water.

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harlem hold

When a bitch is sucking your dick and you wrap your leg around her neck so she cant get the dick out of her throat and causes her to choke a massive wet blob of spit all over your dick

Fuck you jeff, i told you not to force your dick down my throat and hold me on it. Awh baby thats just the harlem hold.

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theresa hold

when a girl has her hold on you and has you dick like puddy. she has total control of you and fucks with your head and life.

man that girl has a theresa hold on him and wont let the fuck go. what the hell is up with that bitch.

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