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mock-hoss

A man who is strong, ripped, fearless, has good looks and their nickname is MOCCASIN. People often know not to mess with him, he is often referred to the famous Chuck Norris, only with better looks. He is also loved by the ladies.

Girl 1- Did you see that man walk by? He was so handsome
Girl 2- hmmm yummy! He is a mock-hoss!

by the original Mock-Hoss January 05, 2008


Big Momma Hoss

the biggest, bestest, cuddliest mom ever!

Mike: Hi Big Momma Hoss!
Stooley: hey son! aren't i the best mom you ever had..
Mike: you're the only mom i've had...

by Dianenicolexox July 01, 2012


Hoss Daddy Flex

A name used to describe having a chew. (Chewing tobacco)

"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."

or

"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."

by Ouimer June 09, 2009


Hoss-in-stein

One who is godly at preforming any task. Referring to that person in any way other than "hoss-in-stein" would be an insult. Generally a term of endearment. Beastings usually follow an insult from a hoss-in-stein.

What a hoss-in-stein. Please dont beat me.

by hoss master January 25, 2010


Hoss Station 5

When you get matching thigh tattoos of Wild E Coyote and Roadrunner with yer old lady so that when you hit her from behind it looks like they're chasing one another.

Nathan: "I wish I'd thought about getting that Hoss Station 5 sooner. It's the best idea I've had since trying to hook up with some guys hoss."

by SuckingOnStameysStick March 19, 2023


Doing a Hoss

Going round in circles, rarely doing anything and when they do they do it wrong. Also lacks any skills

I hate group work there is always one member doing a Hoss.

by EscobarJimenez May 02, 2018


Medium hoss

A medium sized kid who swears, but has a heart of gold

That kid right there is a medium hoss

by Gorillacrotch July 30, 2022