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A subgenre of house music in which a DJ/producers looks (i.e. how he/she elaborately dresses, how they look on their dialed Instagram and other social media profiles) trumps mixing, track selection and/or actual musical talent. Very popular in California (not so much in the midwest where the music came from) and spreading.
George: "This Dj's trainwrecking again, and this track is terrible! Time to go."
Anri: "But he's dressed so well in that vintage desert tunic, leather jacket and fedora - even though he's knocked it off with his headphones 3 times- and all the hipster girls down in front are in a trance by his good looks and style. I wanna hit on one of em!"
George: "Wow Anri, I didn't know you were so into Look House, you were outside chatting it up for the last set and that chick killed it!"
Anri: "Yeah sorry George. I know you liked the DJ before this guy and rightfully so, the music was on point from what I saw; but honestly she was kinda ugly and just wasn't dressed well enough for me to truly enjoy it so I went outside to network. But I like this guy lets stay!"
George: performs face palm.
Person 1: have you watched the owl house?
Person 2: shut up I’m busy crying about Kings Tide
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A male who sits at home on his computer playing games instead of hanging out in person with his friends. No homo.
Keith just likes to sit on his computer at home. Such a house poof. No homo.
A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede
me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*
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When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women
Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight
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Jail, Prison, or any other type of state / City correctional facility. Due to common homosexual activity my male or female inmates.
My brother got arrested and went to the booty house
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A so called "sub-genre" in house music. The name describes the restless, driving feel of that particular style achieved by very short, funky samples and agressive reese-basslines (mostly FM Synthesis).
Joe: "Listen to that crazy Fidget House Mix!"
Judy: "Why do people keep coming up with new names for electronic dance music? That´s just stupid.....causing 14-Year olds to argue in the comment section!"
Joe. "uioeughouigoioih" (Having a fit)