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absolutely not. if u named ur kid this please legally change their name like this person is actually so ass like its horrendous like fucking gross like this thing is actually so ugly that lot looks like a failed science experiment that literal fucking rodents made and snuck onto earth. Like please even recantation cant even fix it
ew hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo is so ew
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they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob
"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"
you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"
when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong
oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting
Question phrase requesting either an item, or a portion of an item. May also have sexual connotations.
1)"Yo man, can I get a piece a that donut?"
2)"Goddamn, can I get a piece of THAT."
Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but
Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"
A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?
guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???
guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!
guy 2: bitch are you retarded
guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!
bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back