I know it like the back of my ass

phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.

Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!

Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)

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i don't know

the three most helpful words in any relationship

who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.
where were you? you're late! i dont know

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I don't know

I don't know; or in other words: I do not give a fuck about what you're asking me.

Mostly used when you don't want to start a conversation with someone.

1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "I don't know, mom."

2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't know."

**Real Signification**:
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "Shut up, mom, I'm doing something more interesting than you."

2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't give a damn about you. Get the fuck out."

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i dont know

A phrase that people use sometimes when they're too lazy to explain anything.

person 1:What did you eat for breakfast?
person 2:I dont know..

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I don't know

An answer when you have no idea what the answer is, yet teachers say it's not a valid answer

"Jimmy, what's 2+2?"
"I don't know teacher"
"YES THE FUCK YOU DO I JUST TAUGHT YOU IT!!!"

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I don’t know

A response my dad HATES hearing and claims I’m talking back when I use it

Dad: how do you do this?
Me: I don’t know
Dad: DONT TALK BACK TO ME CUZ BLA BLA BLA

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i don't know

the foundation of a relationship

what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!

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