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The act of shoving two (preferably large) penises in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.
Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"
Illinois boner joint:
An Illinois boner joint Is when a homeless man offers you a joint offered at the waist for a puff of the reef, where the joint is actually his homeless wang wrapped in rolling paper for sexual gratification.
When I was in Chicago late at night walking around with my friend, a homeless man appeared from the shadows and offered us a hit from his joint. I knew immediately he was a sick bastard trying to get us to suck his wang, thinking it was a meaty joint, my friend bent down to puff I yelled "NOO!! Stop! That's an Illinois boner joint!" As I dove and pushed my friend away from the homeless mans pelvis and erect reefer wrap.
Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.
Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.
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Luke: yea I gave her the Meat Hammer last night.
Ian: how'd u do that
Luke: Illinois Power Outage
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A three way involving a Hermaphrodite, and two men (One man wears a strap-on). The Hermaphrodite gets on all fours, while the guy with the strap-on has sex with her doggy style. He penetrates both the hermaphrodites holes using his penis and the strap-on while at the same time giving the hermaphrodite a reach around. The last guy engages in anal sex with the strap-on guy completing the train. The train cannot be broken until all members have ejaculated (thus providing the gravy).
I was at a party the other day, and I walked in on your brother in an Illinois Gravy Train.
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Illinois Wesleyan University, or IWU (pronounced eye-woo), is a small liberal arts university in Bloomington, Illinois that consists of about 2500 students.
IWU is in close proximity to Illinois State University, so often there is a sense of rivalry between students at each institution. The high cost of attending IWU makes some students at ISU believe that everyone at IWU is obscenely rich. However, contrary to this popular belief nobody at IWU pays for college in cash and almost all students at IWU get some kind of scholarship/financial aid package that makes the cost much more managable.
Joe: I'm at ISU, where are you going?
Scottie: I go to Illinois Wesleyan University.
Joe: Oh you must be really rich!
Scottie: And you must be an STD-infected chain-smoker.
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Best god damn football team lead by Heisman Canadite Jordan Lynch
went to bcs bowl and could go again begin hated by lots of team because they are undefeated they are the best team and have the best fans to support and never lost at home Northern Illinois Huskies
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