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A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.
See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor
Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.
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When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.
Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
a, colloquially, ‘shrink’
Half a year rolled around, and, the friendly, nice, practically useless ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, telephones, asking what’s been happening?
I respect your avocation of guitar. I respect your avocation of tennis.
I do NOT respect your vocation yet.
a, colloquially, ‘shrink’.
Half a year rolled around and ‘specialist’ in inverted commas
telephones and ask ‘What’s been happening?’
Just tell the ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, paraphrase, ‘I respect your vocations of guitar, and tennis’ yet I do NOT really necessarily respect your vocation, of ‘specialist’, in inverted commas. Sigmund ‘Fraud’ practitioners (the operative word) are like parasites, being fair to parasites.
The act of placing a chicks feet flat against the wall while fucking in the missionary position.
Check out all the upside down footprints on the wall behind my bed pillows from fucking in the inverted camel position!
An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.
Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."
The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.
Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man
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The act of performing a one handed hand stand while simultaneously beating ones meat until ultimately sending an ejaculatory stream of warm seimen into ones mouthhole.
The young man acquired several injuries while in the act of performing an inverted cream stream.
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