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What boys say when they are caught in a lie about having a girlfriend
Boy 1: I have a girlfriend now.
Boy 2: Then who is it?
Boy 1: She goes to another school.
Boy 2: So she doesn’t exist.
1. When the unexpected bad happens.
2. The small probability of something going in the wrong way.
'N.B: the verb "goes" can be in any form up to the time tense when it's used. e.g: went, gone, go, (be) going, (has) been going, (will, must,..).etc'
- "Hello Mr. officer, what's your duty here?"
"Everything seems fine so far, I'm here just in case shit goes down"
- Cops are never around when shit goes down!
- "Take this gun buddy, just in case shit went down"
- "You never know son, because when shit goes down, it'll be too late"
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The University of Chicago... meant only halfly in jest.
Example T-Shirt: University of Chicago: Where fun goes to Die: If it were easy, it'd be your mom.
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The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.
Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"
SHE GOT SO SERVED
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A creepy fanfare show where dipper goes to taco bell and dies of blood loss to the penis then Mable comes to fuck his dead body.
That is a dipper goes to taco bell statement
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The correct response to cheers big ears.
If you do not reply like this, you are a moron.
Alice: I downloaded those Kill Hannah songs for you.
Tim: Cheers big ears.
Alice: Same goes big nose.
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Originating from the lackadaisy slam, "Your mom." Made crazily popular by Kip in Napoleon Dynamite (2004.)
This term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.
That's okay. At least my mom doesnt go to college. She's a housewife.
Ann- Shut up Bob! You suck!
Bob- Your mom goes to college!
Ann- That is so last year.
Bob- Your MOM is so last year. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ann- *sighs and walks off*
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