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(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.
Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”
Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”
a mf that runs jay co wit his homies. biggest meat in the area code. straight pimp that gets all the bitches
did you see jakob gould ? he’s so hot
Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.
"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"
"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.
He is so Jakob L man. He's the best.
A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl
Oh look! Its a foal, oh wait no! Its a lost jakob foal, lets go catch him!
Jakob Stahr is the type of dude who has incredible muscles and a wonderfully beautiful face.
his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.
Oh wow, look at that handsome young man. He must be related to Jakob Stahr