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A high-tech robot created in 1983 by a tean of advanced Korean researchers and scientists with the purpose and ultimate goal to snatch the grundle of Jesus.It is prophesized that at The Last Judgment held by God that Jon Y will first slay God with his level 11 fireballs, and then move on to breaking Jesus's pubic bone for ultimate displeasure. At the end of this ordeal Jon Y will take the position once held by God and seat Bruce Lee at his right hand.
Jon Y IVXIIA is equipped with Mach-7 laser eyes and is impervious to blindness due to toothfloss.
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Biggest snake in the history. Always slithering around so watch out.
“Jon Karlin is such a snake”
“I know right”
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When a preachers son gets a bj from his girlfriend in the youth room at church
I got a dirty Jon this morning at church
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A term used to refer to someone who is insanely good at music. Specifically the drums, piano, and guitar.
It is also used to refer to someone with a very high IQ.
I can't believe you aced the test. You're such a Jon-Paul .
We got this new drummer/pianist/guitarist for our band and he's a Jon-Paul.
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Just another internet troll that can't get shit done. Jon Hagy left his wife for a man, and refuses to pay his child support. Instead he spends his money on nice cars. Jon Hagy is the absolute scum of the Earth and will leech off of anyone with any type of success, just to try and stay relevant.
Did you hear? Jon Hagy said he's going to ruin my life!
I'm sure he told his wife he loved her, that was a lie too.
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The villian starred in Baldur's Gate 2. Employs his vampire sister, Bodhi.
"You dare to attack me here? Do you even know whom you face?"
"You will suffer! You will all suffer!"
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Jon Risinger is the super hot and super adorable Art Director at Rooster Teeth Productions with the greatest taste in music and even better hair. He is also the host of On the Spot where he receives a ton of shit for just existing. He also streams on Twitch while playing mostly Smite and singing like an angel.
Who are you watching on Twitch?
Jon Risinger! He's playing Smite again!
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