A joke that makes you extremely angry for a period of time, but becomse very funny to you once the anger dies down.
Jesus, dude, I gave AC such a dodgy kebab. I thought he was gonna kill me for a minute.
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3 or more pieces of different flavoured fudge on a cocktail stick or skewer.
Interior - Party - Cornwall
"This is a classy party, could you pass me a fudge kebab?"
"oh yes, of course my bird, may I 'ave some cheese and pineapple on a stick?"
"proper job!"
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A skanky girl of Lebanese or other Middle-Eastern descent.
John picked up some trash-kebab he met at the club last night;
or
Those girls are straight up trash-kebabs.
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More than 3 hot chicks together. Translated from French "brochette de salopes"
Wow! what a beautiful bitch kebab!
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when your dick is too soft to get it inside a woman but you still manage somehow.you then work it into a hardon
too much drinking last night so when i tried to hump her i had to give her a stonner kebab
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Is the term given to a hairy bird who pleasures herself with a dildo whilst watching two guys with hernia's docking whilst fucking themselves with dildos.
Whilst Griff and Lootour docked with each other, Jodie was observed to be having a Nectarine Kebab
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the marakesh kebab is a relative of the alabama hotpocket. it is the act of shitting in the urethra of a man. thus creating the illusion of a kebab filled with beef. the first recorded occurance of a marakesh kebab was in the back of a BA falcon on the way to a hungry jacks.
i felt a little dirty giving barry a marakesh kebab, but i had to go and he wanted it so bad.
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