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not just anyone can be cool and smart
AT THE SAME TiME...
and neither can kevin
1- kevin thinks hes sooo cool
2- yah and smart
1- pshh... hes not
2- tell me about it!
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A small Dick biotch that is also not that funny . He is super irratating and is white.
"Kevin is so lonley"
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The sexiest guy that you can ever meet and he also likes to masturbate a lot a lot and he also wants to fuck a girl named callista(all kevin want to fuck callista)
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When you have sex in the gift store of a cracker barrel
I gave my ol lady a Kevin last night after dinner at the Cracker Barrel
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Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.
All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.
Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.
Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.
you must also love waffles!!!!!
Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).
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One known as the absolute best person ever in the world. There are not enough words to describe him. He's simply amazing, no matter what he says. He's the best! Usually always smells amazing. Cute, funny, and amazing.
Makes people extremely happy. Also gives off a chemical to make people very tired.
THE BEST}!
Mmmm, Kevin is indescribable, no one could measure up to him.
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An asshole , know it all piece of shit human being. Thinks that everything he says is factual. Has the smallest dick known to man, you' need a scientific microscope to see it. Doesn't know how to be faithful, takes handfulls of pills when he deems life to hard.
Girl 1 : Did you have sex with Kevin last night?
Girl 2: Yah , had to ask if his dick was in.
Girl1:better becareful or you will catch a kevin.
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