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Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.
Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!
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A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.
Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.
/ignore this Google Bomb:
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da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.
we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.
at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.
if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?
Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.
Kid #1: ME TOO!
Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.
Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET
Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
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Grunts, moans, and sighs that sounds awkwardly similar to dropping a deuce, watching porn or even slow sex. Very common for the culprit to have headphones on and be unaware of their inappropriate library sounds.
Emma was studying diligently in the library when the sounds of a library grunter penetrated her eardrum making her geology homework nearly impossible to focus on.
A book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
Imagination Library is the best.
An awful place where books are torn and service is awful.
Man the school library should be torn down to pieces.
Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”
Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”
Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”
Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“
Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“