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when you’re home alone while listening to post malone music
person one:”yo dude my parents just left to go shopping and now i’m home malone.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”
When you purposely walk into a certain area or room to fart.
Hey bro, I'm going to go Stinky Malone over by Shelby.
To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.
To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.
It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.
Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.
Boom chai boom clap clap boom
Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?
Man 2: post Malone!
Man 3: boom car boom
Post Malone is not a rapper.
Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho
Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch