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An institution in Southern Maryland where affluent Caucasian parents send their private school educated kids because they do not wish to pay for a private college.
St.Mary's College of Maryland
DAD "Hey son your mother and I think you should go to St. Mary's College of Maryland we cannot afford to pay for you to go to a better school since we just bought you a 2015 BMW."
SON "But Father..."
DAD "Silence you imbecile!" *Slap*
SON *crying*
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A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
When someone from Maryland repeatedly gives a mouth hug to a Krak’in 2.0 device and erroneously gives themselves a stout shot to the snout.
The distinct gentleman from Maryland gave his Krak’in 2.0 a Maryland Mouth Hug repeatedly and wound up taking multiple foamy ropes to the cheeks.
The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day
A school where 99% of the kids wear North Face jackets, Uggs, and polo's, drive their daddies BMW's, bitch about their iPhones, and glide through high school without any real form of education. Everyone is entitled including the teachers and drug/alcohol busts are a must at every school dance. Looking for a black person? Well fear not because you can find one, and only one, in each grade. The icing on the cake? That would be the $23,000 a year tuition to go to a school known for being a place where kids have some form of learning disability.
Non McLean Student: Hey, what school do you go to?
McLean Student: McLean School of Maryland
Non McLean Student: Like Virginia?
McLean Student: No, like the school in Potomac
Non McLean Student: Wait, isn't that school for retards?
McLean Student: Yeah, essentially
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The act of being anal raped by a huge white male while both are naked. He forcibly shoves it in and out while you are being pushed around in a shuffling motion on your feet, much like a trolley on tracks.
That's one big dude, I hope he doesn't Maryland Trolley Ride me.
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Pretty much the definition of REDNECK!
The most un-diverse place I have ever been. There is nothing to do and nothing ever happens. I think one there has been one shooting in the past year (not counting deer, of course). The nearest mall is 45 minutes (plus) away, and that is in Annapolis.
The guys are ugly and the girls are pretty...pretty bitchy! Most people are hyperactive and don't know how to chill. It's the exact opposite of Annapolis.
The Shore is mostly white. Occasionally, you will meet a cool black person, but the few black people that reside there act white in majority; or an occasional white person who thinks they are a gangster but just end up making themselves look like a square and get shot when they visit any major city. There is no ghetto, no projects.
You know you're on the Shore when...
-Your phone book for three counties (yellow and white pages) is no more than one and a half inches. No lie.
-Gigantic tractor things chase you on the road.
-You see trucks with twelve-inch lifts randomly pulled over on the grass...yup, it's deer hunting season.
-Your school colors are John Deere green and yellow.
-Nobody knows what "Naptown" is, even though they're a half hour away from it! People are totally oblivious.
-Carharts and Mossy Oak camo is everywhere (jackets, full suits, hats, pants...).
-People bring "deer jerky" on the bus for breakfast.
-As soon as school lets out, you hear duck and goose calls coming from all directions.
-Boys clip fish hooks onto their hats.
-In school, a letter was sent home to remind boys to empty the pockets of their hunting jackets. Because a bullet was found on the school floor.
-Whenever you pass a deer, someone yells, "That there is a 12-point buck!"
-You smell cow shit everywhere you go.
-You have a cornfield in your backyard.
-People have no sense of style and no one is creative and everyone just copies each other. Most "Shorers" think they know everything but really they're stupid! And everyone who is anyone just wants to get the fuck out but they are obligated to live there or too young to move. Everybody else is just totally oblivious and off in their own gay happy queer land and they think it's the coolest place ever, but they wouldn't survive a day in Anne Arundel County, let alone DC, B-More, or any other major city.
I'm telling you, don't move there. And if you already live there, party hard and get the fuck out, ay-sap.
Maryland's Eastern Shore is gay.
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