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The Greatest metal band to ever be created. They are some of the hardest rocking people ever! (no that is not an opinion it is a fact) With brilliant lyrics and brutal torture for the mind body and spirit, Buddah even loves theses heroes of metal! Oh yeah and they are better than phantasm
Japanese Lady Boy Massacre will make you reach spontaneous orgasm.
Japanese Lady Boy Massacre is better than phantasm.
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An event that never occurred in history
Guy 1: "Hey have you herd of something called the Taimanin square massacre?"
Guy 2: "-50000000 social credits"
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A term for stating something that used to be good/great but was then ruined viva outside influence or it trying to be meta etc.
Person 1. Hey a new TV show released of a beloved classic. We should watch it.
Person 2. Ok it can't be bad who would ruin a beloved classic!
Person 1 and 2 after season 1. Look how they massacred my boy.
you tape a knife to your dick and fuck a girl until she bleeds to death.
I kootered this girl then i gave her a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre) last night.
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The Legend Of The “Mikegliko Massacre”:
Around the time of Christ and as the Roman Empire Expanded to the north east of Italy, an entire legion of troops went missing in the night only to be found dead the next morning from wounds inflicted by their own weapons. It said that each of the men turned their swords on themself and the entire legion along with all of the commanders, committed mass suicide because the Mikegliko had stolen all of their happiness and distorted their reality so abhorrently that it destroyed their sanity and made death seem the only escape from their pain and misery.
The tragedy at Jonestown is reminiscent of the Mikegliko Massacre…
Luke on a Marker Massacre.
Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.
Reminder for Rightists to cope.
Person 1: "Do you know what Dengites hate?"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Lucanamarca Massacre"
Person 2: "Trolled"
1) A famous speech constructed by a very, very, fuckeyed individual. Now the gold-standard for being as high as a kite, and then some.
If someone is so high that they are rain massacred then they are toked out.
2)
"I AM THE RAIN MASSACRE,
FROM OUTER SPACE I WANNA GET DOWN,
SIT DOWN,
HIT DOWN,
GET MY BITCH DOWN."
Zach: "Question, you think Jerry is fuckeyed?"
Mike: "For sure, he's one toke over the line."
Jerry: "I AM... THE RAIN MASSACRE!"