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When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.
If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.
A motorcycle of German origin.
I was trying to buy a used Harley, but all I could find we're schnitzel missiles and rice rockets.
The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally
Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.
I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.
A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.
“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”
“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”
Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.
A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
The Missile Mk.II is the most powerful class of the Missiles. It is constructed by using the basic principals of joint smithing. You Take one rolling paper(preferably Zig-Zag) and apply 5grams of cannabis resin to the paper then add a thin sheet of tobacco on top. When shaped nicely, roll, when rolled take a poking device and pack each end of the jont down as far as possible without making it too tight or ripping the skin twist at one end and roach the other...Spark that Bad Boy and it'll blow you away!
Notes: Making Missiles is not for the amateur roller.
Rolling to tight will not allow a balls reek to come out.
Not for first time smokers- THEY WILL WHITIE!
"Awww Shaggy Man Dare You Roll A Missile Mk.II?" "Oh You Dam Right To The Balls..."
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