When you get fucked by someones words and don't have anything else to say back to them
Person1: Wat's up how did the quarrel go with him?
Person2: I just got fucking Murdered by words he is too intelectual for me
When you Jack-off on to the floor or street then stomp on it thus killing millions of innocent people!
Man, that guy was so fucked up He dropped his pants and committed a Step Murder!
One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.
Also see comment murder
Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
A street name of drugs like opioids.
I got monkey,codiene and murder 8,which one do you prefer?.
When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.
Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.
Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN