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The absolute legend that trolled us by naming his son “X Æ A-12” after smoking enough weed to fill one of his rockets
Elon Musk: I wonder what to name our son
Grimes: somthn normal like John or Andy
Elon: I was thinking more like X Æ A-12. Isn’t that great?
Grimes: da fuck wrong witchu get outta here before I beat ur ass
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to work up to
"i was just musking up the courage to do that"
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any type of stinky ass colonge commonly found on cuban men
BOBBY:"damn!whats that smell?it smells like Windex and piss!
xavi:"oh thats just the cuban musk from el sibonae"
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Fucking god, he plants trees and sends electric powered vroom vrooms to space
Im going hunting with my Elon musket
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A position within the government that allows you to smoke weed and sell flame throwers.
Yo bro Obama just called and said Trevor is stepping down from being Elon Musk.
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Like the Midas Touch, but for Elon Musk. Everything he comes into contact with becomes sexier, no exceptions. e.g. Rockets, space suits, cars, over-sized blowtorches, etc.
"Hey, did you hear about the new merch that Tesla is releasing?"
"Yeah, it's got the Musk Touch."
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