NASCAR

A SPORT THAT MOST SAY IS TOO SIMPLE, LAME, AND BORING BUT THOSE WHO SAY THIS DON'T KNOW WHY NASCAR FANS LIKE IT SO MUCH. SIMPLE, LAME?? NOT SO MUCH

THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE OF AMERICA DO NOT LIKE THE SPORT OF NASCAR DUE TO ENERGY WASTE.

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NASCAR

A sport where rednecks drink beer while watching cars turn left for 500 miles
At high speeds

You want a beer while you watch nascar

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nascar

The sport in which you drive around in circles, and make strategic left or right turns. A favorite amongst rednecks.

lets go watch some cars drive around. (nascar)

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nascar

Id like to see a motorcycle do zero to 100 MPH in one second like an NHRA funny car

You just dont give up do you sarcomax

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Nascar

Driving left for 8 hours in a car with 1 seat

I met a nascar driver

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NASCAR

Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

As a true sports enthusiast, I can't say that I'm interested in NASCAR, because it's basically just a 'non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.'

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NASCAR

Non-Athletic Simpletons Crashing at Random

NASCAR drivers only know how to turn left and smash into walls

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