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-A person who fronts in front of his boys that he's not pussy whipped, but when he's with his girl, he drops the homies and hang out with his girl all day... Buying her everything, dissing the homies when they call, cupcaking all day, and just not doing anything but being with his girl.
Man that dude Bora Chom is the biggest Simp in simp history, never picking up his call and dissing his homies.
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The act of physically, mentally or emotionally acting toward females in a way that would attribute poor self esteem, bad sense of male companionship and a need for female relations. An individual often 'simps' after being hit by a solemn urge for the feeble touch of human companionship.
The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.
The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.
Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.
If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.
WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.
SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
Male 1: Sitting in circle of females
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
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literally just a guy who respects girls because that’s apparently not manly.
guy 1: wow did you see jeremy congratulate sally on her A on the science essay?
guy 2: oh my god bruh he’s such a simp
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The word simp is an acronym for the term super intense Minecraft player
I play Minecraft and kill kids in sky wars, so I guess you can call me a simp
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A term used by males who lack the ability to interact with the opposite gender. They can often times be seen calling men who communicate with or, God forgive, made human contact with a women.
Hi Charlie, guess what I saw Donovan do yesterday.
What did he do Tyler?
He picked up a pencil for a girl.
What a simp!
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