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'no offense' is something people say before they offend you
no offense but you're dumb, unattractive, unworthy and untalented :)
A phrase that's used when someone is about to say the most offensive words in history.
"No offense Jeremy but you're fucking ugly and I hope you kill yourself"
Term which is used after a sentence which was obviously meant to cause harm to someone.
Chris: Hey, what's up you dirty, ugly ass motherfucker! Hope your mother gets burnt on a stake. Dirty whore she is.
Chris: No offense, though.
Lenn: What the fuck?
Two words people use when they usually are going to say offensive and sometimes they don't even care that they've offended you when they know they have.
"No offense, but I think you're overreacting."
When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*
Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive